Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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