Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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