things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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