piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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