Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Randomize
