ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Do you have feelings for this penis?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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