her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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