Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Watching her eat just hurts me
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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