i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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