when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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