found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
