He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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