I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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