last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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