if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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