Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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