So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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