there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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