you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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