Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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