so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
