I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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