your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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