What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
we're making bets on your personal life
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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