Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
time to smoke my breakfast
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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