so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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