so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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