yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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