that's an acceptable place to lick
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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