I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
We have so much sex to catch up on
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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