can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
It's Friday. Sex?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Randomize
