So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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