how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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