He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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