Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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