I'm really into asian looking animals
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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