i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
