i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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