I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
i now understand why vodka
I deserve this hangover.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
