I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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