the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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