Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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