Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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