Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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