When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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