Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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