Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
Randomize
