you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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