Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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