My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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