tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
