Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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