eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Randomize
