Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
