i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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