I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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